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Mannequin (1987) and Mannequin: On the Move (1991)

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Tagged ancient being, dating video, fashion, fe-mullets, historically inaccurate, mullets, reincarnation, so eighties, that guy from police academy

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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)

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Tagged breakdancing, cocaine for everybody, crocodile, iguana, prossies, python, under the influence, xzibit

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The Sect (1991)

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Tagged an adorable rabbit, creepy old men, demonic babies, disturbing sex, falling down fits, fire!, jamie lee's sister, rosemary's baby, the roling stones, tripped out hippies

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Black Roses (1988)

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Tagged 80s fashions, air guitar, boob revelry, carmine appice, crimped hair, glamour shots, satanic cults, shut up priscilla, succubus, tank tops, wigs

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The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

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Tagged awful, everyone is terrible, los angeles, no acting, no montages, paris hilton, pretty ugly girl, worse than you imagine

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!

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Tagged amazing hair, canadian tuxedo, coma, nan, psychic phenomena, screaming, turkey basting, twin peaks, unnecessary trilogy

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The Children (2008)

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Tagged birth control, body horror, british, cell phone trouble, Christmas, evil children, hysterical mom, ow! my eye!

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The Devil Inside (2012)

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Tagged based on untrue events, demonic possession, haiku, insulting, just terrible, mockumentary, religion, www.lame.com

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Secret Admirer (1985)

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Tagged 80's fashion, aunt becky, femullets, full house, have mercy, kelly preston, lori loughlin, pent up parents, skeety college boyfriend, swooning, teen girl rage, ugly-pretty

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Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 (2011)

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Tagged abstinence party, bad baby, being dramatic, films for bay goth teens, goes better with booze, sawn, teen feelings, twilight, wedding porn

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